Original price was: $19.99.$16.39Current price is: $16.39.
Wise Ass Vodka
Ultra-Premium American Vodka | USA | 80 Proof (40 % ABV)
Process & Profile
Wise Ass Vodka is an ultra-premium American vodka distilled for a smooth, crystal-clear taste. Featuring bold, irreverent branding with a cheeky donkey illustration and patriotic flair, it’s crafted for those who appreciate both quality and a sense of humor. Distilled to minimize burn and maximize smoothness, it maintains a clean, refined character ideal for sipping or mixing.
Tasting Notes
Nose: Clean and crisp, with subtle grain and mineral undertones
Palate: Exceptionally smooth and neutral, with a slightly creamy texture
Finish: Soft, refreshing, and clean, with virtually no burn
What Makes It Special
Bold, standout branding makes it as much a conversation piece as it is a spirit
Crafted to deliver ultra-smoothness and clarity at an affordable price point
Versatile—perfect for sipping neat, on the rocks, or in cocktails
Positioned as both a premium take on vodka culture and an approachable, fun-loving spirit
How to Enjoy
Chill it thoroughly and serve neat, or use it as a foundation in classic vodka cocktails like Moscow Mules, Martinis, or Bloody Marys. Its smooth profile also makes it ideal for freezer sipping.
FAQ
Is Wise Ass Vodka made in the USA?Yes—Wise Ass Vodka is proudly produced and bottled in America as an ultra-premium vodka.
What is the ABV of Wise Ass Vodka?Wise Ass Vodka is bottled at 40% ABV (80 proof).
How does Wise Ass Vodka taste?It offers a clean, crisp aroma, a silky, slightly creamy palate, and a soft, burn-free finish.
What makes Wise Ass Vodka unique?Its combination of smooth quality, affordability, and humorous, eye-catching branding sets it apart in the category.
How should Wise Ass Vodka be served?Best when well chilled, served neat, or mixed in cocktails where its smoothness can shine.
Handling Time: 1–3 Business Days.
Transit Time: 4–7 Business Days via Standard Ground.
Requirement: An adult (21+) must be present to sign for the delivery with a valid government-issued ID. We cannot ship to P.O. Boxes or APO/FPO addresses. Shipping is free on orders over $299.
Return Window: 30 Days from the date of delivery.
Condition: We accept returns for both defective and non-defective products, provided the bottle is unopened and the factory seal is intact.
Process: Please contact support@barreloraliquors.com to initiate a return. See our full Refund Policy for details.
Guarantee: Every bottle sold by Barrel Ora Liquors is sourced through licensed U.S. suppliers and authorized distributors. We guarantee 100% authenticity and quality for every product in our collection.
